Story time i guess

So back in the ye olden days of 6th and 7th grade (I can't remember which) i was in the gym for some free time, yay!!!!

Well over near the far end of the gym, a group of kids were fucking around with a pen. I obviously was interested in their pen shenanigans because I am nosy, so I walked over

By the time I got over there the pen was broken broken, ink EVERYWHERE on the ground

Now a bunch of us were kneeling over this giant ink puddle, some accidently and purposely spreading it around

I get the GENIUS idea to write "ANARCHY" on the floor.

So I do that, because I'm in middle school and edgy

Anyways we all eventually get called away from the puddle by some teachers and I dont think anything of it until the next day

We're all at lunch, I'm sitting with my friends and all of a sudden there's like, TWO whole cops standing next to the principal in the middle of the lunch room.

He starts to say that "whoever wrote on the gym floor WILL be caught and charges WILL be pressed" which to little old me was very very disconcerting 

So im panicking, all of my friends are trying to calm me down as I'm freaking out at this lunch table.

Even after the principal stops talking and cops leave i am losing my shit over this, to 12-13 year old me this is like that one seen in smiling friends with the inspector except with me myself and i.

Anyways a couple people in my grade were called to talk about and apparently they were saying me BY NAME to the teachers and principal. 

HOWEVER

I played it smart you see, I walked up to the principal right, and started talking about it, I admitted to "accidentally" smearing it around, and the principal told me be didn't belive i wrote the thing so I was off the hook

I never mentioned it to anyone for months because I was told the statue of limitations for vandalism was 11 months, but for those 11 months I felt like a wanted criminal.

Thank you for your time, good day