strange bug dream

Kinda funny. It starts where I'm in an alternate version of my dad's house. I lived there still and in my old room illustrating on my bed, then my sister knocks on my door. She says she found a bug that could speak and I went to humor her because even in my dream I thought it was ridiculous, I head downstairs which was just as strange because I've only ever lived in single story homes but I digress. We make it to my now brothers room, but in this version it was her room. And on the dresser there was a black bug, reminded me of a fly, jumping spider and beetle. sized of quarter. At first I thought she was gonna do something funny like to bring the bug near my ear and whisper or something like that, But the bug actually spoke. And the dream still went on. I remember little of the conversations even though I have liked to because c'mon, talking bug, but it's still interesting. Time passes, maybe a few days, maybe a few hours. Either way, it was nighttime and in the blue hour. I was getting tired which was ironic now knowing I was already asleep but I wanted to do something nice and make a mini bed for the little dude and walk around with him on my hand asking what type of materiel he'd like for bedding, already opting to use an empty mini elastic container to hold the bedding. I head in my other sister's room, which is actually accurate, and I place the bug on the dresser, talking like good ol friends and what not as I looked for cotton in the closet. I still heard him even though he was pretty damn far, and he was still pretty damn small, which had been normal throughout time dream, but as I turned around the little bastard was a goddanm were-bug or something, he was a full-blown dude now but thankfully he was already clothed, kinda looked like an old budding rockstar from the nineties or something. He wore a sleeveless tan shirt, which now that I think of it. Was no doubt mine and dark blue jeans, and those I miss. I'm so damn jealous now because they were pretty awesome pants. anyway we had to live with the fact some random guy was now living with us and what not. don't know why we didn't kick him to the curb with the new knowledge but whatever. time passes once again and we're hanging out in my sister's room on the couch talking about nothing but then it gets stranger because apparently the bastard invited his entire buggy family to live at the house and they were all hanging out skittering in a dark wood bed frame, for some reason I was a real pushover in this alternate reality and I asked what they ate and he said regular degular food and dead wood and for some odd reason he admits he wants someone to start a family with. now to my credit I didn't offer my ass cause why would I, I knew he was a bug and I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want to date a bug-former and so I offer to try get him a date as I watched his bug family disappear into the wall, knowing they were going to the basement. started funny and ended surreal. still remember him by my side and the ick of watching his family. I definitely would burn the house now cause they would no doubt eat away at the wood. anyway if you got this far than I hope you found my weird dream funny cause, I wanted to write it down before I forgot. I might write more about my other dreams in the future. til then, I hope you have a good morning, good evening and good night.