survey: 89 questions

reposted from schmata

001. What is Your Name?
lotte

002. How old are you?
28

003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace?
lol i have some abandoned old accounts laying around on other sites but i mostly free float lurk

General

004. What is your height?
5'8", not super tall, but it's enough that people look to me at work because of my indulgent hobby of getting things off high shelves for tiny little short girls

005. Do you have any siblings?
yes, but it's complicated (foster care)

006. What is your eye color?
some freaky blue shit

007. What is your hair color?
my natural brown shade

008. Do you wear glasses or contacts?
yes and i need to see the eye doctor for a stronger prescription ...

009. Are you right handed or left handed?
right

010. Do you have any piercings? only 'regular'?
just regular. i used to have a cartilage helix, but 7 years in, it started rejecting, so i took it out. haven't gotten around to getting a replacement, the healing process was too annoying and the cost is too high for my paltry budget.

011. Do you smoke?
no, but i love the smell of cigarette smoke. i just also want to live a long time.

012. Do you swear?
constantly. i'm the type that forgets that i'm not supposed to swear when i'm around kids because it's just so habitual.

013. Do you get along with your parents?
yes, as long as we stay several states apart and do not see each other more than a few days a year.

014. Your heritage?
some german shit

015. Your fears?
wouldn't you like to know.

016. Goal you would like to achieve this year?
get a promotion at work to a position that makes good tips.

017. Most overused phrase on an instant messenger?
"maybe so." as quoteth judi from bgc

018. Your best physical feature?
that soft soft baby-smooth elastic hEDS skin.

019. Your bedtime?
12 hours before i have to get up

020. What time do you arise in the morning?
2 hours + commute time before whatever i have to do that day.

021. First thoughts waking up?
my only clear initial awakening thoughts are when i can't remember what place i'm waking up in and i think i'm years in the past.

022. Do you shower daily?
i shower every 3 days. i have really dry skin and that's about as often as it can stand. i'm inclined not to smell anyway - even if i don't use deoderant, the worst it gets is a weird metallic smell in my pits. i've been reliably and repeatedly informed that i do kind of smell like old people though.

This Or That?

023. Bright or dark room?
in the middle. i get migraines, so too light is dangerous, but dark rooms are bad if there's any sort of screen anywhere. dark is only good when EVERYTHING is dark.

024. Chocolate or vanilla?
depends. i like dark chocolate for candy, vanilla for anything with cream.

025. Dogs or cats?
cats for sure. i fucking live for cats.

026. Pepsi or Coke?
diet pepsi. it tastes like liquid cigarettes, it's amazing.

027. McDonalds or Burger King?
i'll eat those mcdonalds chicken nuggets when i'm traveling and my stomach is roiling.

028. Ant or Dec?
(trying hard to make words) anatolia or december ...

029. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea?
lipton is fine.

030. Cappuccino or Coffee?
cappuccino if i don't trust the coffee shop to make me a decent shot of espresso.

In the last month have you…

031. Drank alcohol?
yes, all single shots of lychee soju after work to get out of the endless work brain panic attack

032. Gone to a mall?
no, i live in the city and don't go out to the suburbs or to tourist spots.

033. Eaten a box of Oreos?
i would actually puke. 

034. Eaten sushi?
god i wish. i would kill for a plate of salmon and yellowtail nigiri with a nice 20 oz asahi super dry... if someone else was paying.

035. Been on stage?
no and thank god.

036. Been dumped?
haven't been dumped in 7 years, although i maybe shouldve been.

037. Gone skinny dipping?
lmfao no. i hate even being naked in the shower.

038. stolen anything?
maybe, i don't really remember. i'm a very low-risk shoplifter. i don't think i've ever done anything worse than ringing up a dragonfruit as an orange.

Have you ever…

039. Laughed for no reason?
only every day.

040. Been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to do?
filched a dr pepper zero out of a box at work yesterday during the beer fridge catastrophe (someone set the temperature too low and hundreds of cans exploded). oh, look at that, i guess i have stolen something in the last month. i don't really think of taking drinks at work as stealing though... you have no idea how much food we throw out at that place. only liquor bottle theft would matter to anyone.

041. Been in love?
sometimes, mostly long ago.

042. Fired a gun?
no. i stay far away from them. they're loud, i'm chronically suicidal - we aren't friends.

043. Been drunk?
really drunk, or just tipsy? for the first, yes, by accident. i had no idea my medication made "black out drunk" as easy to get to as just TWO standard drinks.

044. Been called a tease?
people think it all the time. not my problem that they expect things i'll never give. sex is no concern of mine.

045. Been beaten up?
not once. my fight or flight reaction is to freeze, so i mostly stand around like a deer in headlights in moments of high tension.

046. Shoplifted?
nail polish, so small and easy to steal, really one of life's little tests...

What was the last…

047. Furry thing you touched?
my cat, who was just 1 hour ago begging for 1am vanilla ice cream.

048. Thing you’ve said?
"goodbye forever," as i usually say when ending a conversation with my partner

049. Song you’ve listened to?
on purpose: "yellow horse" by devi mccallion. on accident: some song from oblivion.

050. (Who was the last) person you’ve spoken to on the phone?
my girlfriend, who was late on her drive over to visit.

051. Movie you watched?
the thing by john carpenter on halloween night

052. Thing you were doing before this?
googling treatment for my shoulder, which has decided to be a hypermobile pain in my ass.

053. Time you cried?
can't remember... several years ago..?

054. Song you’ve sang?
"exclusive royal canterlot wedding playset" also by devi

055. Time you looked at the clock?
i looked at it when referencing when my cat was bothering me for ice cream.

056. Food and drink you’ve had?
vanilla ice cream with strawberry milk.

057. Flavour of gum you’ve chewed?
cinnamon ice cubes (the loose gum that comes in those little plastic tubs at the drugstore)

058. Shoes you’ve worn?
my black leather slip proof doc martin amelias AKA my work shoes

059. Store you’ve been in?
brown elephant vintage shop in lakeview. spent $90 on shirts, a single skirt, 2 bracelets, and a very nice $20 suitcase.

Favorite…

060. Planet?
do moons count? i've always liked ganymede. otherwise, ceres.

061. Age you’ve been so far?
fuck if i know. maybe 6 or some shit, back when i didn't know anything. i like being an adult a hell of a lot better, but i didn't know enough to be upset back then.

062. Season?
winter, always. i love layers.

063. Number?
73, nice and sharp.

064. TV show?
oniisama e forever

065. Flower?
goldenrod and belladonna

Random…

066. How much cash do you have on you?
$0.01 left after buying wife's cake at the cash only hong kong bakery

067. What’s a word that rhymes with ‘door’?
floor

068. What T-Shirt are you wearing?
i won't lie to you. i am wearing a frilly flannel nightgown with print of hideous tiny little white dogs wearing bows all over it.

069. What brand of shoes are you wearing?
some house slippers from aldi

070. What did your last text message say?
STOP

071. What were you doing at midnight last night?
sleepin'

072. What’s your current desktop picture?
silent hill 3 wallpapers haha (heather <3)

073. What’s a word that you say a lot?
fuck

074. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
yellow

075. How is the weather right now?
nice and brisk, chilly and misty.

076. What is the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
some kind of judgement about how much room they have around them so i can avoid them as much as possible.

077. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
i've been with the same people for 10 years so i honestly don't know. i'm out of practice.

078. Can you do a headstand (not using a wall)?
oh fuck no. migraine world would descend immediately.

079. Who would you like to see right now?
the ghost of christmas present

080. How many pillows do you sleep with?
2 plus a teddy bear i use to stabilize my shoulder

081. Would you go on a date with someone on MySpace?
lmfao sure fuck it

082. How do you want to die?
old age, pneumonia, january, hospital in a quiet wing.

083. What do you want to be when you grow up?
have money, cash money

084. What country would you most like to visit?
i want to go to russia again dearly. for a first visit, brazil or turkey.

085. How many CDs do you own?
a few dozen of various quality.

086. How many things, in your past, do you regret?
i like to live without regrets. i have them, but i don't dwell on them.

087. Do you think you are attractive?
i guess

088. Do you believe in yourself?
for what purpose

089. Do you want to get married?
if i ever say yes, know that i am being impersonated.

feel free to repost yourself with your own answers. c&p from schmata to have a nice rainbow colored version instead of my formatting-stripped one.