that one time i started a fire in my gf’s trash can

@elia:] (no clue if you can tag but i tried so) 

i was at my gf’s house. she had a lighter and so naturally i took it and started burning random shit. i had burned some pens, paper etc. i see she has a cheetos bag in her trash. i asked her, “hey can i burn this?” she intelligently said no. i pleaded until she finally went “fine yeah do wtv”. the flame barely touched the bag before it started burning as fast as ive ever seen anything burn. i took her spray deodorant and sprayed it onto the fire and it got wayyy bigger. i yelled “go get water NOW!!” because how tf was i going to explain to her mother wth just happened? she panicked and ran to get water. i dumped it into her trash- didnt work. i yelled at her to get more. it took 5 big containers to finally put it out. her trash bag was melted, the trash was practically ashes and there was a lot of water in there. she told me to dump it out. i went and dumped it off her balcony. 

she then proceeded to tell her friends how much of a dumbass i was.