that time some dude got robbed on halloween night

okay so boom

eighth grade year i dressed up as a witch (lame i know) and i went trick or treating by myself because i was a friendless chud. like ten minutes into trick or dihhing i ran into these two dudes who were at my bus stop, who we'll call Jackass and Choksondik. Jackass was dressed up as himself (his words) and Choksondik was wearing an inflatable squidward costume. for some reason they let me walk with them even though we werent friends at all so hooray i guess???

our neighborhood is big as hell so we were out there a while and we were deadass lost. we were walking down the street and for some reason Choksondik decided to walk ahead of us and get that candy himself, the greedy cunt. so it was just me and Jackass.

as we were making our way downtown, we ran into this group of tenth graders who went to our middle school. and immediately i recognized these bitches as the same group who would regularly flame me on the bus in sixth grade. that part isnt very important but i just wanted to mention that, fuck those guys i hope they get testicular torsion

ANYWHOSIES, they came up the street running, called us dickheads idk i dont remember, then continued to run off like they committed a crime or something. so me and Jackass kept walking. then Choksondik was walking up the street, sweaty as hell, talking about how he had just gotten JUMPED and ROBBED of his pillowcase!?!?!?!?!!!!!! gasp 0__0!!!

turns out the bitches that called us dickheads were the SAME bitches who just robbed Choksondik!!! the nerve!!! fuck did squidward do to yall!!!!

anyway moral of the story, justice for Choksondik, he aint have shit in that pillowcase except for some milkyways and a bottle of sprite