The gyro effect

Whenever I see someone from Italy or even MENTIONING Italy I start seeing gyro

Oh someone is from Italy? That person immediately turns into gyro

Neapolitan pizza? The pizza turns into gyro

The mention of mozzarella? And I start singing that fuckass song that he made

I even started pulling my hair just like he does in the manga

I don’t think I have a problem. I think gyro has successfully conquered my brain. Italy is no longer a country to me. It is a gyro fucking zeppeli sighting location.

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