we used to be a real country brah

WE USED TO BE A REAL COUNTRY WHERE YOU COULD WALK INTO A BASS PRO SHOPS AND WALK OUT WITH A CAMO STRING BIKINI AND CAMO LINGERIE. WHERE IS ALL THE CUNTY CAMO THINGS NOW?????? i have been looking around like everywhere (other than amazon because shit can be ass from there!!!) around town and in destin for somewhere that might have a camo bathing suit. it should not be hard to find a camo bathing suit in florida. ofc they have swim trunks because men, but like. if i'm out somewhere i stop and look in every random surf shop or clothing store. and deadass. no camo. however... looking this long for a camo bathing suit kinda made me realize that i might wanna settle for like animal print because i actually think its cute as hell. ok bye i have like multiple things due today what am i doing.