website of the day: OPERATION RANMA TORTURE

hello, all. today i bring you a classic internet drama tale of absolutely no provenance or fame, from back when anime expo was a small enough operation that all the runners knew each other personally. by internet drama tale... i mean messing with a troll on irc.

unfortunately, the irc logs of the original ranma torture are lost to time. i linked it because otherwise you might not be able to navigate to this page from operation ranma torture 2, and also because i like the site :) however, if you follow the link at the bottom, you can see the logs from the return of ranma8... operation ranma torture 2 and 3.

here's a section from the logs:

* Ranma8 pisses also at JudgeFedd
<Outis> pomru: Not good...
<pomru> Hey! Hey!
<Ranma8> just kidding
<JudgeFedd> kyou, just wait till the BBQ man, I'll give you a brown paper bag of stinkers ;)
<pomru> Keep that thing in your pants!
<Ranma8> well
* Kyusaku notes that Ranma8 just signed his own death warrant...
<Raider3> Hey, hey.. only Kyousuke's allowe to piss in the channel... his water is safe... it was passed by the inspector general.. ^O^
* prisoner wonders what Raider meant by that comment
<JudgeFedd> ranma8, what the hell are you pissing at, fucker
<Kyousuke> fedd: YOU!! YOU!!!
<Ranma8> i got school
<Ranma8> FEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Gosunkugi sighs...the job is ending in 2 days...and there are too many things for me to buy ^^;
<Ranma8> fuck you you SUCKASS!
<Gosunkugi> ranma8:feddie is a badass man...he'll step on you with his giant feet
<Ranma8> R
<Raider3> prisoner: Just an ambigious reference to a translation gaffe... (And a famous one at that)
<Ranma8> A
<pomru> Outis: Well, there's this thing called the horizon which I kept loosing track of... ^_^;
<Ranma8> T
<Ranma8> B
<Ranma8> A
<Ranma8> S
<Ranma8> T
<Ranma8> A
<Raider3> PLEASE
<Ranma8> R
*** Hmaster ([email protected]) has joined #anime!
*** Ranma8 was kicked by Gosunkugi (Gosunkugi)

so... just typical irc stuff LOL

i don't know why but i find it really funny to read stuff like this. maybe you will too.