What's up? What's up? What's uuppp!? Meet my OC!!

How's it going, folks? Welcome to basically my first proper blog! I was kind of hoping to save my blog just for rants but I just couldn't keep this guy to myself.

He's super cool and super cute but I might be a little biased... soo...

His name is Dmitri, he's 34 and he is a university lecturer, specialising in psychology!

This is a little drawing of him (the only drawing of him because I'm lazy):

He's quite particular about his appearance. He's not necessarily vain, but he likes looking presentable (especially for the huzz). You'll rarely catch him looking dishevelled, but he does have a rather unfortunate relationship with the colour black which kind of makes him look a bit sick. 

But, honestly, me too bro, me too.

Aah! I love him so much. He might be a bit... hard to get used to. He's got a few flaws (well, more than a few...) 

I would love to sit here and tell you that he's a wonderful, well-adjusted individual, but unfortunately, I don't want to lie to you.

He might be a bit of a yandere... might be a bit of a serial killer... might be hopelessly, desparately, unconditionally and irrevocably in love with the detective investigating his crime scenes... (Catch that reference?)

Yeah, might be a little bit of a recluse... but, so what? What's wrong with a little bit of misanthropy every now and again?

He likes black coffee, writing letters by hand, libraries, piña coladas, getting caught in the rain... wait, what? I'm joking! Well, partially. He does love a bit of cold weather and rain!

I can't blame him—so do I! I just love staying inside while it's cold, with that orange lamp light. It has such nostalgic vibes.

Anyways, here are his dislikes: Being interrupted (real, Dmitri. Real), loud noises, unpredictability, being ignored. 

And those don't even sound bad. I hate all those things too.

Wow, we have so much in common. I wonder why...

Let that sink in.

Interestingly enough though, he's actually quite good at his job. His students seem to appreciate his lectures, although I imagine some might find him a little intimidating. He's a very articulate man—well spoken, earnest, genuinely knows what he's talking about. He's a pretty chill guy if I do say so myself.

And my back is hurting from sitting like a shrimp for 3 hours making my FriendRewind profile, so that's all I'm going to say for now.

If you want to know more about Dmitri, just ask! Please, I need an excuse to finally give him some lore.

And if you've read this far, thank you so much. I know it was a painful journey, I appreciate it.

Out of everyone reading, any artists out there who want to be friends...? Or just anyone who maybe thinks we'd get along? Seriously, I'd very much appreciate if anyone would like to be mutuals.

Hope you enjoyed this... wonderful experience.

Thank you, and goodnight.