When I shit instead of poop

Story time gals 

So I used to hang out with this girl friend group ok ? They were four or five girls idk and each one had a crush on boy and theses boys were also friends with each other so basically the girls group were having a crush on the boys group and I lowkey felt left out and a little fomo  so I lied and I said I had a crush on  the only guy that the girls kinda call him ugly (lowkey felt bad so and I thought it would be funny for the full group to like the other group fully so I just filled it lol)  

Fast forward I distanced myself from the group because I didn’t like the vibes but I got the biggest update from my friend she told me that EVERY SINGLE GIRL confessed their feelings to the crush’s AND THEY ALL GOT REJECTED like not a single girl got her man she liked AND THEY ALL CONFESSED IN THE SAME WEEK. 

so I went to them to you know comfort them  and just be there for them in this time then one of the girls told me..that she told my “crush” that I “liked him” and oh my fucking god that girl snitched on me and like before I could even realize it SHE SAID HE LIKED ME TOO ?!!!! 

like at first I thought she was lying but no she was serious 

what are the odds this can possibly happen ?  And for some reason those girls were mad at me ? Like damn I would also be mad but not be a hater for my friend but whatever 

So I’ve been avoiding that dude like the plague  because I dint want to be in a relationship with him  but after a week he finally came to me holding flowers and told me “I know you’ve been embarrassed to see me but I k ow you like me “ bro get your Corny ass back to fortnight like wtf was that but I will give him the benefit that he was nice and was a good guy but I was cringing so hard so I told him the truth that I didn’t actually like him and of course he was heartbroken and thought I was rejecting him  because  my friends got rejected like a form of revenge but honestly I don’t even like them  enough to do that but I reassured him and he was understanding still upset but understood me 

Gosh I hate my high school years