why caine should NOT win the tenna v caine sexyman vote

ok guys ima preface this by saying i love caine

but theres NO POTENTIAL for caine

hes cute ok but he isnt sexy

he gets mad like ONE TIME! And thats sexy material? Not even remotely sexy?

but tenna consistently has sexy material... his mood swings... he CAN be bitchy and petty we know how he acts with spamton and his workers hes a fucking brat and ill fix him

NOT TO MENTION the whole "if you wont play then ill make you" HOLY FUCKING SMOKES DUDE! I KNOW SOMETHING YOU CAN MAKE ME PLAY WITH!

also with tenna you have pleasurable potential!

since hes like a physical being you can stick your hands in him and fuck with his wires and shit

AND AND since hes an older tech hes wayyy more sensitive so you gotta be careful which adds to the intimacy okay okay

But caines just a computer program

Nothing inside except for like a skeleton so he can move his limbs but like. Those arent sensitive. Its a bone dude.

ALSO! For them special reactions

tenna you actually gotta get in him

Which is WAYYY funner

but for caine youd probably have to like. Sit in front of a screen and type in commands to startle him

i hope my point has been proven