Yall... this song does NOT exist...

Yall I'm so pissed rn

Yesterday, I was watching this movie and this song comes on and I'm like "waaaaaaaaiiiiiit this is gooood!" so I did what any person in the 21st century would do when they hear a song they don't know: shazam it.

So I shazamed it.

And shazam was like "ok listening! 😊😋😊"

And a few seconds pass by but im a patient person with a normal, healthy sized attention span who can wait for things so I sit there waiting patiently 

The thing changes to smthn like "oh... sorry hold on still trying! 😊😬😊"

And so I wait a few more seconds and i fear my patience is waning. I also dont know how long this song is gonna play before the characters start speaking again so im low key sweating bullets at this point

"Sorry, no song found."

Um, what?

No song found?

That's like... the whole point of you. To find a song? How can you not find this song???

And this song don't sound obscure, ok. Like, it sounds like your typical 90s r&b song so im not sure how you're unable to find it...

Anyways so I try it again just to see if shazam just was feeling funny.

It's the same.

So maybe I tried it a 3rd time and the same thing happened...

So I'm like "Ohhhhhh shazam's servers must be down rn of course! Buuuuuut just to check..."

I put on I wanna dance with somebody by Whitney Houston cause for some reason that's the first song that came to mind (I don't even listen to 80s music like that so idk why)

Anyways, tell me why Shazam got it INSTANTLY

LIKE NOT A SECOND THOUGHT, NO DOUBTS, FULL CONFIDENCE LIKE 0.3 SECONDS AND IT KNEW THE SONG

So obviously that means the servers are back up now and I need to try it again. Fourth times a charm as they say!

No. It didn't work...

So now I'm like actually low key crashing out cause, like, wtf?

Then, in my infinite genius, I'm like "let me just listen to this song, write down the lyrics, then look them up!"

So I do that, right.

WHY DOES NOTHING COME UP

NOT A SINGULAR SONG

THEN THE BING AI (yes I use bing please don't make fun of me) IS ALL LIKE "OHHHH I KNOW THIS SONG! IT'S YOURS IS MY HEART ALONE BY JANE MORGAN

I LOOK UP THE SONG

I SEE A WHITE LADY WHO IS CLEARLY FROM THE 50S MEANWHILE THE WOMAN SINGING IN MY EARS WAS CLEARLY BLACK (not that I support profiling people from their voices-- yall know I'm the woker stay woke ✊🏿(<---- mi gente -latino- negra fist 😊)

BUT IM LIKE "LET ME NOT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER IM JSUT GONNA CHECK TO SEE IF THIS IS THE RIGHT SONG

I CLICK ON THE YOUTUBE LINK

SHES CROONING IN MY FUCKING EAR BRO LIKE THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT TO LISTEN TO RN!!!!!!

im actually convinced this song doesn't exist and im currently living in a simulation...

(also i just to be clear I didn't purposefully use the ai it just always comes up when you search something i do not support ai no shade [full shade])

1:10:00 (this is around when the song starts playing in the movie so I can go back to it 😭😭)