Yoooo i got sumthin to brag about

I share the same birthday with Kim Kardashian soooooonnn shee still bad lookin like she was in 2007 ain't she?

Is it incest if I did bang her cuz we share the same birthdayyy??? el oh el!!!!!

Anyways Netanyahu shares the same birthday as me too. Sorry netan, but there is only one true levantine man, and it aint uuuu so go yahuu off of my area with ur shitty haircut maaayynneeeee

Also Princess Leia and that Nobel Prize guy who invented dynamites share the same birthday as me too. Might stick my dynamite into her whole if u catch my need for speed "shift" ;3 ;3 ;3 ;3 ;3