i'm looking for some silly questions to add to my silly question collection so i can sillily annoy my friends with the silliest thoughts imaginable. please drop your silly questions in the comments!
here are mine so far:
- if a strawberry had thoughts, would it think human thoughts or strawberry thoughts?
- if i was a fart, would you hold me in or let me go?
- if a toaster had feelings, would it be offended when we call people ''toast''?
- are all berries friends, cousins or enemies? what about the fruit? what happens in a fruit salad?
- if we were both slices of bread, would we be in the same bag or would fate separate us?
- if you were a sock, would you rather disappear in the washing machine or under the bed?