I can't pick between 'Road work ahead uh yeah I sure hope it does' and 'I don't like em' puttin' chemicals in the water, they turn the frickin' frogs gay!'
I love "I don't need a degree to be a clothing hanger" and "look at all those chickens"
"Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night" - Sarah Williams
@stevee LMAO
TRY AND PULL ME OVER NOW, COP! *maniacal laughter*
I have to go now. My planet needs me. :3
damn daniel
i like the watermalon one
"mrs. Keisha? mrs. Keishaaaa? MRS. KEISHA?? o ma fuckin god she fawkin dead" or "BITCH GON STEP ON MY FUCKIN TOE BITCH WITH THEM FUCKIN COWGIRL FUCKIN BOOTS BITCH DISGUSTING" and finally "BITCH HAHAH WHY UOU MAD? COZ MYYY PUSSY PAWPS SEVERELY AND YOURS DONTAHH!" lol
"you're all going to hell, bye~"
✧˚·̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥·̩̩̥͙✧·̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥˚·̩̩̥͙✧ 𝚐𝚛𝚛𝚕𝚜𝚐𝚛𝚛𝚕 ✧˚·̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥·̩̩̥͙✧·̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥˚·̩̩̥͙✧
Anything Thomas Sanders tbh
The one where theres a black guy
salt my dish bartender
"STORY TIME!"
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