Tell your OC lore/fact about them in one very poorly worded sentence

Example: "they are paid to take naked screaming babies from their mothers" (translation to normal: they work as a midwife). Might not include translation to make it funnier

Oh shoot, i have so many that could be fun. Uhm. Let's see. 

Best one I got for now and I will probably be back with more later hehe—

🌇🔪SAD GIRL TURNS INTO THE SUN AND BURNS EVERYTHING UP.☀️🌇

It may be more of a summary of the whole story, but I shall try

"In an effort to make the most incompetent team of nihilist (featuring a bunny, a praying mantis, a king and two emos) happy, computer blows up."

local schizophrenic homeless man finds out he can be a wizard and later brutally tortures his own clone to replace his own fake fingers and legs with the clone's, also to take revenge on some severely emotionally unstable former friend of his who's extremely obsessed with him despite wanting to also ruin his life even more, hence that's why there's even a brainless clone of him, so he'd also mess with the hobo's paranoia 

for ivy: bro died and fixed a single line of code in his new afterlife job that fucked up things so bad that he's not allowed to die anymore.

for med: local man went insane from the mob force femming him that he frankensteined himself repeatedly.

Some outcast tried to make anarchy a religion and accidentally cursed her entire bloodline.

this ones technically a two-for-one package:
"spy vs spy but they're both reaaaaaaal stupid and there's also no adblock"
(translation: they were both made for two rival companies and have been fighting with the branded weapons ever since their creation)

super cool and awesome emo boy gets sold to One Direction to the devil by his BITCH MOM

Local Texas man falls in love with dead guy during cemetery night watch shift. (Translation: GHOST GHOST HE'S A GHOST NOT CORPSE.)

Might as well share my own then

For Farah: an angry middle-aged woman goes insane over her daughter's disappearance and becomes a predator hunter but also ends up discovering governmental secrets in the process

For Cu: Chinanteca girl is on the verge of dying but evil scientists cross her with a literal wolf so now she is forced to learn how to deal with a beast living inside her mind and body (which she hates with passion because it killed her dad during one of the lycanthropy episodes)

For Keesha: sad autistic girl goes through bullshit (self-explanatory)

Couldn't handle being a test-tube baby and found a false god to worship while fighting for attention over his not-boyfriend.