Example: "they are paid to take naked screaming babies from their mothers" (translation to normal: they work as a midwife). Might not include translation to make it funnier
Oh shoot, i have so many that could be fun. Uhm. Let's see.
Best one I got for now and I will probably be back with more later hehe—
🌇🔪SAD GIRL TURNS INTO THE SUN AND BURNS EVERYTHING UP.☀️🌇
❝ Smartasses get killed. We always see to that. ❞ — The Legion
It may be more of a summary of the whole story, but I shall try
"In an effort to make the most incompetent team of nihilist (featuring a bunny, a praying mantis, a king and two emos) happy, computer blows up."
local schizophrenic homeless man finds out he can be a wizard and later brutally tortures his own clone to replace his own fake fingers and legs with the clone's, also to take revenge on some severely emotionally unstable former friend of his who's extremely obsessed with him despite wanting to also ruin his life even more, hence that's why there's even a brainless clone of him, so he'd also mess with the hobo's paranoia
Prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. He was cast into the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.
for ivy: bro died and fixed a single line of code in his new afterlife job that fucked up things so bad that he's not allowed to die anymore.
for med: local man went insane from the mob force femming him that he frankensteined himself repeatedly.
Some outcast tried to make anarchy a religion and accidentally cursed her entire bloodline.
this ones technically a two-for-one package:
"spy vs spy but they're both reaaaaaaal stupid and there's also no adblock"
(translation: they were both made for two rival companies and have been fighting with the branded weapons ever since their creation)
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