as it says above, i am looking for professionals in medical department or someone who is an expert in creature-o-logy but not like a responsible staff for an organization that is totally scouring the internet for experimentation specimens.
i'm having unbelievable symptoms of a certain sea creature who definitely have characteristics of a fish for half of their body. like. the bottom half to be exact
i fell into a long winding hole the size of crater inside a pool of water when i was swimming yesterday, totally my mistake, i shouldn't have chased the ball that was already long gone the moment it weighed down into that hole.
i find that after 24 hours, my tail still hasn't gone away. it's totally interrupting my schedule for the day and my phone won't stop ringing, probably from people who needed me at work.
my skin feels extremely damp, my hair is wet, being in the bathroom doesn't help either. i am currently plopping and flopping around on the floor while everything is above sink level.
this might be the worst, the weirdest, quite amazing i guess?? the most confusing and a really obnoxious circumstance to ever happen to me since my forgotten birthday a day ago. oh just make it 2 since i won't be getting out of here anytime soon.
how do i make it go away??
p.s don't make me call my parents, or the police or anybody because i don't want anybody who would know me personally to know about this!!! i'm so lucky i have the whole house to myself for the weekend.
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