1. What is your name? Dez, no it isn't short for anything, yes that is my real name.
2. What color shirt are you wearing now? Black (Shocker!!)
3. What are you listening to right now? A video about the history of human executions
4. What are the last 2 digits of your phone number? 48
5. What was the last thing you ate? Nacho Bell Grande and Cheesy Gordita Crunch from Taco Bell
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Neon Green, its my fav color.
7. How is the weather right now? Rainy, the only way it should be.
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? My smother
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex? Their demeanor, how people look at others says a lot about their personality.
10. Favorite Food? I'm fat I like food. Real talk tho, salmon sashimi, takoyaki, tonkatsu ramen, and the chicken gnocchi soup from Olive Garden :P
11. Favorite Drink? Dr.Pepper, Green Tea, or straight vodka depends on the day
12. Favorite Alcoholic Drink? aside from vodka, Jager bomb or 4 loko
13. Favorite place to shop? Depop or anywhere with cool shit online
14. Hair color: Black currently. Naturally its dark brown with red highlights
15. Eye Color: Hazel/dark green??
16. Do you wear contacts? Yea, Im blind AF
17. What did you do today? I was off work (WOW A MIRACLE!) so I hung out with my son and watched cartoons all day
18. favorite month? September or October, I love fall
19. Favorite Fast Food? Raising Cane's or Taco Bell, I would've said Jack In The Box but they closed mine :(
20. Last Movie you Watched? Ratatoullie
21. Favorite Day of the Year? HALLOWEEEEEEENNNN
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? NO. But I'm married so I won't ever have to ask anyone out again
23. Summer or Winter? Winter, summer is gross
24. Hugs or Kisses? Kisses
25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
26. Do you want your friends to respond back? Yes!
27. Who is most likely to respond? idk tbh
28. Who is least likely to respond? ^^
29. What books are you reading? Nothing atm, I need book recs!!
30. favorite TV Show? American Horror Story
31. What's on your mouse pad? nothing
32. Favorite board game? Monopoly, the only time I can larp as an evil billionaire capitalist
33. What did you do last night? Sleep
34. Favorite Author? Stephen King, he's a good writer if he stays away from cocaine
35. Who inspires you? Nobody in particular, most people aren't that cool
36. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Salted with EXTRA butter
37. Dogs or cats? Cats and CERTAIN dogs (like basset hounds and pit bulls)
38. Favorite Flower? Orchids, specifically the purple ones
39. What do you say when you wake up in the A.M.? MEAHHHHHHH UGHHHH
40. Do you still talk to your best friends from middle school? Only one and she's my ride or die
41. What's on your desk? A whole bunch of BULLSHIIT
42. Rock Concert or symphony? Both, both would be good
43. Play or Opera? Also both, I can appreciate the arts
44. Have you ever fired a gun? Yep, I took marksmanship classes and hunter's safety when I was a kid. I own a rifle and plan to get my concealed carry because I live in America and its safer to carry a gun than not.
45. Do you like to travel by plane? FFFFUUUCK NO, I did it once and never again
46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Right handed but I can use my left hand if need be
47. Smooth or Chunky Peanut Butter? Neither, peanut butter is nasty. Next Question.
48. How many pillows do you sleep with? One and it must be FIRM
49. City and State you were born? Fort Carson, CO in a military hospital.
50. Ever hitchhiked? No, I would probably become one of those hitchking ghosts if I did