Tell me something about your pets!

This are my two my little doggy princesses. The frenchie is called Lupita and the black one is called Yiyi. 

Yiyi is mixed breed but my mom likes to call her 'cantriche' as a joke (which would basically translate as 'doodle'). They get along very well, although they sometimes fight... I guess theyre both very jealous lolol 

Lupita doesnt eat, she DEVOURS, she always runs to lick Yiyi's plate when she finishes eating. She is very energetic, She likes constant attention and tummy rubs.

 Yiyi is very obedient we walk her off-leash, and she waits for me outside the store when i go shopping in a place where pets arent allowed ^⁠_⁠^  She is vey energetic too! she likes to run in circles around the yard. I like sleeping with my dogs, although I dont usually let Lupita on the bed because she farts LOLOL 

I have 3 kitties and a dog. My cats names are ipo (which is Hawaiian for sweetheart, Martha Stewart, and Charlie Kirk. Yes those are all my cats original names. And then my dogs name is Tucker the fucker.

I have a black cat named Astrid!! I got her as a 14th birthday gift and at first i wanted to name her Wendy (as in wendy testaburger for south park... hehe) but we changed it to astrid (the logic was because shes black -> toothless -> hiccup -> astrid!)

Fun fact she healed my mom's condition of not liking cats. Now i suspect she likes astrid more than she likes me!

Here's my baby, Finnegan, a goldendoodle! Technically, he's my family's dog, but I'm in charge of taking care of him. He's wicked smart and knows when he's being fooled! His favorite activity is playing fetch until he's tired himself out!

i think my cat trufa likes they might be giants. if i take off my headphones and leave them on the floor long enough with they might be giants playing, she'll sit right next to it

This big loser is George. George fell off from over 30 meters(100 feet) off our balcony in an attempt to jump into our neighbor's balcony because he was horny. But the neighbor's cats are all males too so apparently my cat is gay.

George survived the landing and went through 1.5 months of treatment to fix his completely eradicated leg bone. His recovery was considered a miracle as the vet was about to resort to amputation but he managed to pull through. Four years later, he now struts around like he doesn't have a $300 titanium rod inside his leg.(the recovery was nowhere near smooth and was quite traumatic for our entire family lmao but not gonna add the grim details here)

So.. when I was a kid I had this cream white cat I named Jerry, he was given to us by our neighbor because we had alot of mice in there. we haven't reallly seen him catch anything but he was just a regular house cat.

until...

IT WAS A GIRL!?!

We let Jerry outside and tomorrow I saw it was laying down looking tired, I thought it ate to much but turn out it had 4 kittens and all of them were different colors but only 2 of them, and we still don't know who got it pregnant so I joke to my friends that the cat that got Jerry pregnant Tyrone 

I have 7 chickens and 8 cats and 2 dogs my baby kitten captain is ticklish on her back paws she always flips out when I tickle her 

okay so not my current dogs(Rosy and Tess my beloveds <3) but we used to have a dog(cant remember her name) who I'd be willing to bet was a hunting dog in a past life.
when we first moved into our current house, we didn't know we had a rat infestion. that is, until that dog(which at the time was a puppy) managed to kill a rat BIGGER THAN HERSELF. and brought it to the door! like it was a gift!
she'd hunt basically anything; aforementioned rats, flies, bees(which she was surprisingly good at), she even once bit and drew blood of the ankle of a guy who was trying to break into our house! which is crazy considering that she was really bloody small!
she also had a very wimpy husband who we literally called Cuddles. they were like love birds, if birds were the shape of dogs. they had puppies at one point too!(I miss them a little, I can't lie....)

but, aside from my old dogs, my current dogs are just love on legs. Rosy, the smaller one of the two, we've had since she was a puppy. I think she's about 7 years old now? I looked after her at night time when she had her first coupla weeks here. she loves sitting in laps. like she'll live there if you let her lmao (she sometimes makes this grunting sound when you pet her too, like she's a pig lol) she also used to have an underbite, buuuuut due to the fact she kept inhaling her food, she lost those teeth. doesn't stop her in the slightest tho
Tess was a rescue my mum found online. she was really skinny and afraid of everything when we got her. we think her previous owners must've never taken her outside 'cause she bloody loves the grass! she's a very sweet dog, despite the fact that she's a little bit blind and deaf and whathaveyou. she also likes to sass anyone standing around in the kitchen into giving her treats, which can be a little funny lol
Tess often tries to be the boss of Rosy but it usually doesn't work out and leads Rosy to think they're playing lol
they are both SO LOUD when they wanna be. whenever mum comes home, you'd think they hadn't been fed for months from the way Tess whines like a town crier. while Rosy is more of a "GET OFF MA LAWN" kinda old lady, barking at whatever is within general earshot of our house thats moving lol
annnnd yeah! thems my doggies! I'd show photos, but they are impossible to keep still enough to do that lol