deltarune headcanons?

i really like hearing others cute tid bits of deltarune headcanons so throw em at me(they dont have to be cute) (i love me some angst too hehe)

that Suzie and Noelle are married and berdly is the son

Dess had an Elsa moment and snowgraved Rudy. Asgore dropkicked her to protect his secret lover but the damage was already done. Toriel is cucking him as punishment.

Toriel had an emo phase as a kid, just like Asriel

Every time I see this question I just realize how little headcanons I have. Everything I think of is either a speculation or something we already know. I think the closes to a headcanon I have is Rudy and Asgore were def more than just roommates at some point in college with how Flowery is and the alarm clock dialogue 

healthy relationship kriselle

alphys sounds the exact same as my numerical analysis professor

this might be a little bit weird but....
I like to think Susie would smell of oranges to contrast kris' appleness 
and Noelle would smell of berries! :]
and berdly would smell of axe body spray LMAO

Noelle's favorite gum flavor is peppermint

Carol doesn't hate susie cuz shes gay, she hates her because her name isn't xmas themed (shes also POOR)

Kris' closet looks like a cartoon character's closet where it's just the same shirt copy pasted

Berdly has TERRIBLE acne (to be fair so does susie and kris prolly)

Susie regularly uses pots and pans as a substitute for drums ever since Cha. 3 because its a new hobby of hers.

I think that's all. 

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a funny little headcannon i came up w after chapter five is that when green gave him cheese for the first time and ralsei loved it, after the fountain was sealed he went to his cauldron and decided to combine cheese w cake since thats another food he loves and it made a cheesecake and now hes fully convinced he invented the concept of a cheesecake and he LOVED it 😭 and when susie went back to castletown at the end of the chapter he proudly showed it to her and she just went along w it because she didnt have the heart to tell him it already exists in the light world

Hm... I've been thinking a lot about Ralsei and their gender identity recently so I have a few head canons relating to that! I view Ralsei as generally genderless and leaning towards femininity, however claiming themselves to be male and using male terms since the prophecy uses "prince" and other masculine terms.