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we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
AHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
what WAY will i go on when i go on a walk? the gerard way!
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@v3lv3t_butt0n
7...
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
not necessarily a joke but a horrible pick up line that i got from my dad
are you a school bus? cuz i wanna fill you up with kids
oh and a knock knock joke:
knock knock
who’s there?
daisy
daisy who?
DAISY ME ROLLINNN THEY HATINN
i’m so sorry i’ll see myself out
🖤 all we are is bullets 🖤
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we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
@amazingsavv_
yea that’s the average reaction i get anytime i whip out that joke
🖤 all we are is bullets 🖤
@drwninglessonz ive never given 2 kudos faster in my life
thank you thank you
i told that first one to my crush and unfortunately he didn’t have the same appreciation for it.. happens to the best of us
🖤 all we are is bullets 🖤
told my bunny i was hoppy to see him... he didn't carrot all !!!!
bunny pun....................... 
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we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
I don't always tell dad jokes, but when I do he laughs
🔆Sol🔆
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we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
My friend gave me an elephant for my room, I tried to thank her but she just said "don't mention it"
🔆Sol🔆
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10/10 i fw with jokes like these..
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
@amazingsavv_ It's my specialty lol
🔆Sol🔆
my therapist suggested that i write down on paper everything i hate about the people in my life, and then burn them.
ok, but... what am i going to do with the pages now?
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9/10 i didnt get the joke for like 3 seconds
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
So there was a magic tractor, it turned into a field
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erm…WHAT!!!!!!!! 7/10
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
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charlie charlie kirky kirk 9/10
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
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we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
Guy shows up to a costume party with a woman on his back, says "I'm a turtle." Eventually someone comes up to ask him who the woman on his back is.
"Oh her? That's Michelle."
🔆Sol🔆
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i dont get it but 7/10
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
@amazingsavv_ Michelle, sounds kinda like my shell
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OHHHH
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
a bear walks into a bar, the bear says "ill have a root bear........float" the bartender says "why the long pause?" the bear says "ROAHGHRHARHARH" and mauls the bartender. im so funny right, laugh pleaes
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@ALEISONFIRE I laughed dw
“Hold onto your dreams kid, the future is built on dreams.”— Optimus Prime
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
did you here about the camel who gave birth to a pumpkin
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～′￣￣(,,ﾟДﾟ) < Nice Post
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～′￣￣(,,ﾟДﾟ) < Nice Post
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hahaha..ha..uhh...
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
@ribonuclearacid
hahahaha
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
My ex wife still misses me...BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER...! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!
see its funny because marriage is terrible.
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we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
ok so a guy walks into a bar.
...and gets a concussion :)
[d3wd...wh0 4R3 U? g3t 0uTt4 h3r3, i dUnn0 U!!!]
Caesar salad? I hardly know her!
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we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
a nun needed to use the toilet rly badly so she went to a bar where the lights would go off every couple of minutes n everyone would cheer. once the nun walked in everyone stopped n stared, she walked up to the barman n asked where the restroom was. the barman warned her "there is a statue of a naked man in the restroom with only a fig leaf" she said "that's fine, i'll look the other way". once the nun came out, everyone cheered, she was very confused so she asked the barman "why r they cheering?" n he responded "because they know u r now one of us, would u like a drink?" she was still very confused n said "no thanks, I still don't understand" so the barman said "the lights go off when u lift the fig leaf"
XoXo luv
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type shit 
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
i tr1ed taking a picture of my ass but tripped over th3 noose
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we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
What do you call a mouse that swears? a cursor😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😢😢😂😂
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HAHAHA!!!!!
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
i have 2!!!!!!!! both korn related
how does someone make sure a nu metal fan is prepared for a race that's about to begin?
they say AARREEE YOU REEAADYYYYYYY
or
how would someone describe a nu metal joke?
korny
When you go, and would you even turn to say, "I don't love you like I did yesterday"?
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well are you ready ray yeah!!!!
we'll pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again, when both our cars collide.
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