Tell me a near death experience you've had

i fell into the deep end of a pool when i was like 5

Too many to count lol (I'm besties with the grim reaper) but I'll tell a few, and warning some of these are not for the faint of heart

1. One time I almost slit my own throat because of a psychotic break
2. My abusive ex drove into incoming traffic head on to scare me when he was drunk (I didn't know he was drunk)
3. I accidentally took the wrong meds when I was younger and almost OD'ed
4. I almost drowned because my bestie was also drowning and I forgot I couldn't swim so I jumped in to save her (we laugh about it now)
5. Pneumonia (do I have to say more)
6. Choking on multipleoccasions(not the desirable kind)

when I was a baby (like 2) my mom abused me and she hit me in the head once and i had to go to the hospital for like 2 weeks and my eyes were swollen shut and everyone thought i gonna die 😇