Ever show up to thanksgiving only to be scrutinized for eating spiders out of your pocket?
I KNOW I HAVE.
We all have our cravings and know how easy it can be to give in to those cravings! But as we near the end of the spooky season, i know that i for one want to stop eating spiders before aunt janet turns her silverware into my outerwear.
So here's some great simple alteratives for the fate i succumbed to last year.
1. Eat other bugs. Everyone knows the crunch of a beetle doesnt quite compare to the wriggling legs and painful bites of a tarantula. But if i show up one more time to the function with a black widow casserole, im getting disowned.
2. Don't let people see you. Be the family drunk with your flask of spiders and no one will be any the wiser of the delicious spider soup contained within!
3. Stay home. They dont want to watch you eat spiders.
4. Eat smaller spiders, maybe people can forgive that. Its not as much spider right?
5. Try drugs, they make you feel spiders.
6. Don't throw away your Halloween spider "costume."
Thank you, I'll try out points 4 & 5! I thought i was the only person going through this, glad to knoe I'm not. 
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