Okay so... Maybe I'll be a weirdo in your eyes, but I LOVE dating sims. Like no joke, I play them all the time and I spend so much time and money in these since I have unrestricted internet access (maybe a bit too young lol)
I don't really talk about it because I get the sideeyes and all -even online-. There is this little something really entertaining about playing a game where you goal is to make fictionnal character fall in love with you (or stay alive in some). Sometimes they are adorable, sometimes they are walking red flags I'm blind for these flags oops, and sometimes I really wonder what the devs smoked before approving a dialogue.
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I recently fell on a game that made me wonder what the dev smoked, it made me laugh WAY more than I expected.
I'll be talking about "You Stole my Heart" from Saltie !
I went in expecting a funny quick dating sim and I wasn't prepared for leaving with a six pack before I laughed too much.
We are an hopeless romantic girl named Amelia who got dumped by text by our date THE DAY OF OUR FIRST DATE. And as if the day couldn't be worse, a masked cat-boy robber breaks in our place... So Amelia does the normal thing to do, she tie him up and have her first date with him !
This game has 7 endings that you CAN'T imagine, it's filled with meme references, it's available in 4 languages (English, Italian, Russian and Portuguese) and using the skip option that skip the dialogue you already saw, I played the 7 endings in more or less 30/45 minutes. And bonus, the art is just ADORABLE.
I would definitely rate is a 5/5, I love this game and I love the catboy robber
That got me thinking... Should I start making little blogs about the dating sims I find and play ? Sharing the weird ones, the good ones, yapping about it and screaming my love for my favorites characters... Or should I keep it my little secret because let's be real, dating sims aren't the type of game that everyone loves ?
BUT BUT BUT
Even if I don't do the little review, I would love to have recommendations ! I've played so many of them so having new ones would be great !!!
okay bye i'm going to go play another one. for research purposes, obviously. ♡
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