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What does it mean If someone left a giant box of bacon at your door,

 the second I got to the door nobody was there, just bacon, 

did my guardian angel leave the bacon??

Or some divine bacon gods?

You like DND, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and Croquet
You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate,
Face it your never gonna make it!
I don't wanna make it..
I just wanna..

😭😭???? is this hypothetical or..? I mean, if it doesn't smell bad it might just be a really weird gift from someone who appreciate u lol

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@ghosty

I'm concerned I live in the middle of the deep south, I don't know who would leave bacon 

You like DND, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and Croquet
You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate,
Face it your never gonna make it!
I don't wanna make it..
I just wanna..

@AshMeow_catchemall 

good luck my friend 🫡 gotta sleep with one eye open looking out for the bacon brandisher of 26' 😭😭😭

Plz respond this is a urgent matter

You like DND, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and Croquet
You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate,
Face it your never gonna make it!
I don't wanna make it..
I just wanna..

Probably don't eat it idk, what if its like human bacon or something 😓💔 or maybe ask ur neighbor's and see if they gave it 2 u. or maybe some random person was trying 2 be nice but still, js 2 be safe probably dont eat it 

" YOU BROUGHT YOUR DOG ? ? ? "

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Its 20 pounds and it says Waffle House on it, idk who could have left it because I got to the door as soon as they rung the doorbell 

@tacosinthestreet

You like DND, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and Croquet
You can't swim, you can't dance, and you don't know karate,
Face it your never gonna make it!
I don't wanna make it..
I just wanna..

@AshMeow_catchemall wait that is lowk terrifying...waffle house spirits gave it 2 u bro u better eat it 

" YOU BROUGHT YOUR DOG ? ? ? "

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@AshMeow_catchemall wait omg really? That’s so weird i think this is a sign from the bacon gods. 🤣 (dying rn) but i mean maybe you should ask ur neighbors. 

most definitely a sign from the divine eat the bacon dude

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