What’s something you say CONSTANTLY at work?

I’ll go first! I’m a daycare teacher btw 

• “Uh-uh no sir/ma’am!”
• “What..? Oh, yeah!” (Did not hear what the said) 
• “Uh-uh! We do not push our friends!”
• “Oooo yall make me mad (lovingly)”
• “How many times do I have to say something for you to do it? ONE! JUST ONE!”
• “WHYYY are our shoes off?”
• “If you keep hitting them, they’re going to bite/hit/push you back and I will not feel sorry!”
• “We do NOT throw toys in the classroom!”
• “Awww so polite! So niceee! (I love to make sure they know they’re good so they’ll do it more 😭😭)”
• “What color is this?/what’s this called?”
• “Aw haiii babies!!/bye babiesss!!” 

I work at Burger King currently. 

"Why is it always my shift🫩" - whenever something goes wildly wrong

i'm a punk/goth guy in a granny profession (embroidery) and we get a lot of military guys asking for things done on their flightsuits or moms looking to get their kid's letterman jacket done. i have to say "yes i will be the one doing it. i promise i'll be very careful" at least once a week 

Im spongebob!

I don't work atm, but my late coworker and I always had the inside joke of "It's my first day" any time there was a mild inconvenience, and I still carry that around even outside of work spaces :] I bet he would really like if other people picked that up as well!

"Thank you for calling, I'm currently with a customer, can you please hold? Thank you." *phone rings as soon as I set it down* "SON OF A BITCH."

But on the flip side, I constantly say, "Have a wonderful day!" whether I want the customer to or not. XD

I literally always quote that one interview where cynthia erivo was like "I didn't know that was happening"

As a bookseller, there is a lot of: "Do you know who the author is?", "Is there a specific book by that author you're looking for?", "Can you spell it?" - but what I probably end up saying the most in a shift is "No, we don't have any pokémon/needoh today"😆

@TURBOVIRGIN69 omg what is your job???