What’s up, small web!?

We’re THE VICE MEN, a fictional band of camel people from an alternate instance of Earth. We believe that loving good music is never a phase, 'cuz it's all about the ENERGY!

We're based in West Herd City, the Epicenter of Excess, but we've toured all around the country, and now we're ready to bring our sound to the human version of Earth.

On lead vocals is biker and brooder “Smoky” Hayes. You’ll almost never see him without a cigarette in hand.

Additional vocals are often provided by snarky cynic Ash Tapper. He sings lead on occasion, too.

Piper Cobb rocks the bass. He quit his master’s degree education in the 00s after becoming too smart for school.

There’s Winston Goodman, the genius guitarist who never met a building he couldn’t scale.

And bringing the beat is Lucky Fine, whose defining word is “BIG!” Don't enter an eating contest with this guy, seriously.

Want to find out more about us and the world we live in? Click here to see the entire multimedia project!

Stay Smokin’!

Here's some non-indie sites where you can find our music.

Spotify

iHeartRadio

Amazon Music