Addiction? NO!!!

First of all I am NOT addicted to anything........ i think.....

I've recently faced some concern expressed by some friends about my drinking and smoking. I'm not a regular drinker or smoker but they seem to be under the impression that I am one shot away from becoming a full time alcoholic and that I already have a smoking problem. Hello? 

The smoking concern stemmed from me smoking 7 cigarettes in one night (which I only did because I was crazy drunk!!), and then the drinking concern comes because I'm always down to get lit. Like hello am I crazy or am I just like any generic teenager????? I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM!!!! I'm passionate about this because I am friends/know people who do have genuine problems who need real help, so compared to them I'm totally fine and it feels like my friends are just eager to psychoanalyse me and place themselves as morally superior. I don't even smoke or drink often enough to tell if I'm addicted, which is an answer in itself! Guh!! 

I am also probably the most responsible drinker out of all of them!!! I can pace myself very well and it is very rare that I drink too much to the point I throw up. Some of them throw up every single time we drink!!! I know my limits, unlike some of them. Okay now I might be getting a bit nasty... 

I'm very aware of my consumption of substances and what not because I know I have to be careful due to genetics, and I don't really appreciate my friends (who don't know certain things) criticising me from a place that comes from a superiority complex rather than concern. If my friends actually were concerned I'd appreciate it, BUT THEY'RE NOT!!!! 

But whatever... I'm just complaining to the void