alcohol… (millionaires reference??)

I went to my first party like some few weeks ago as a total ‘alcohol virgin’ as my friends nicely put it. Damn, how come nobody told me drinking was so nice? Being drunk felt amazing! I mean, now I understand why people become alcoholics.. a cup or two of pink Whitney and I was gone, and suddenly, I was talking to bitches I ain’t ever seen before! With no fear! Bro, the amount of pictures of me posing with random guys that I woke up to the next day on my phone was alarming.. but whatever, it was amazing, YAHH! uh side note, is it normal to tell everyone that you love them and that they’re beautiful angels when drunk? Just me? Ok..