All The Times I Almost (not) Died! *TW*

not actually!

These are just situations were I was in subtle/ in danger cuz Im stupid, and just one where i actually almost visited our lord and saviour

Most of these were in 2017/2020-2023

1. *TW: Choking, vomit* 

It was the last day of like 5th or 6th grade. I was drawing on the back of my notebook and absolutely chatting it UP with a friend. In my school, we always do like a shared meal for the last day of school (snacks, chips, sooda and CANDY. boom boom booommm!!). Sometimes, parents want to give a lil treat to the class so they'd buy bags of candy for their kids to share. This time, a classmate was giving us these strawberry hard candy (so yum). I got mine, put it in my mouth and kept talking w my friend. Biig mistake. 

My friend cracked the best joke she ever had, apparently, and I was LMAO. So the candy went right down the drain and stayed there. I was shut IMMEDIATELY. I couldn't breathe and I could feel the candy in my throat and it was hurtin baaad. So I ran to my teacher, and tapped her back.

She's like "yeah?" for a few seconds, and then she noticed I was choking. I don't remember much after but she tried squeezing me (aint work), gulping it down with coke (obviously didnt work either), so then she took her biggest finger—the middle finger. And dig that thang down my throat. I could feel the decorations on her nail 💔

I'm the quiet kid bro, and the whole class watching me coughing and puking LOL

Thanks to my teacher, I'm aliveeee!

Thanks to that candy I've been more careful with talking while eating XD

2. *TW: lowkey drowning but not really*

I think here I was in like.... wait idk, like 2021-2023 I don't remember.

I live near a beach, kinda, so that day we went. This one's a short one idk why I'm setting the scene

I was in the water with my Minnie Mouse floatie, my sister and my brother. I've always preferred to be near the sand, y'know, i dont wanna drooowwnn. But that day we drifted and didn't notice, we weren't that far but my feet digress. I was, by that point, on my tippy toes and I'm telling my siblings like "yoo guys help, I lowkey can't feel the ground". Cuz it's hard to move when the waves are pushing you and you and a twig share the same tickness. 

I start to freak out and scream cuz #imdumb. Screaming for my floatie, taking my sister down with me.... LMAO. Then my brother yanked me to safety. I got out told my mom, coughing: She was unbothered and unfazed. But honestly real, i was dramatic af

3. super violent death by bicycle accident 😭😮😫😲😨

i fell off a bike.

After going out to play in the street without my mom's permission XD

I used to live in a gated apartment where lots of other kids lived, so we'd always all play outside in the parking (such good times). An older kid had a bike and he'd get the other kids to sit on it in the little metal part in front. I dont remember if I asked him or if he asked me to get on it but i was on it. We went out to the street, almost getting to the biiig street when we fell. KAJAJAJAJSHAJ HELP

We fell infront of this lady's house and she was so worried omg. I was crying and crying cuz the bike fell on top of me. Idk what happened after but I remember not telling my mom after like a week

4. again with the choking.... tw..

eating some mac and cheese, that was reeaally cheesy—you know when mozzarella does that thing when it just wants to stay in your throat and not go down? so that happened and I was coughing and coughing and coughing till it went down. ugh iedk why this ones in here that's happened to everyone

this was a really dumb blog ty for reading doe

i feel like im missing more but idkidkdkdikd