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Ambulatory Meat Sack

is how I feel most days. Here's all the things I would modify to make my skin suit more comfortable:

  • take out all my teeth (they don't fit together comfortably)
  • make my tongue shorter or just take it out completely
  • I would have NO pinky fingers (they get in the way)
  • I would prolly have like 3 toes on each foot, really spaced out tho so they don't touch
  • NO FINGERNAILS/TOENAILS. I can literlly feel the pressure of my nails constantly like the skin underneath needs to breathe
  • I feel like my neck skin is too loose so maybe I just won't have a neck
  • idk what I'd do about my ribs but they feel like they're overlapping when I lay down so none of that
  • and probably not lastly, but I wish I could pop my arms off when I want to (they get in the way)

um so yeah anyone else feel like an inbred dog

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This might not be anything like what you've got going on but I'd like to just be able to change my appearance to whatever, whenever. 



that'd be awesome I would probably just be like a floating orb

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90% of the time id probably just be a lil cartoon character..

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