An introduction to history of... unsureism?

Hello, everyone? anyone? Hello?

On this day I may or may not try to explain unsureism? I think so... So, anyways, unsureism is maybe a movement in philosophy that questions probably everything, but refrains from answering. 

The beginning of the unsureism is somewhere around 19th century, most likely Rutland, where I'm puzzled, because we cannot truly know if John Unsureton really did wrote his famous work: "Manifest?". All the sources could just forged, or they could be real. We don't really know.

From there the idea spread all around the lands, being the most popular in that place near the ocean and perchance even North Dakota! Unfortunately, the popularity of unsureism really took a toll when Abraham Lincoln (not that one, the less known one) in 1901 stated: "Of course I live, you jackass!" From that point on less and less people support unsureism, we've maybe reached the zenith of it all, when the 2010 U.S.A unsureism census showed data.

Signing off,

-Sikoration?