bro costume fitting was fucking hell

CONTEXT:

I'm currently attending a musical theatre camp

I'm ensemble

the camp is Alice in Wonderland

OKAY, so today we had costume fitting and everyone got called in groups of 3, right? so me and some other girls get called. I grab my costume, looks cute at first, super cute skirt, then I put it on...

(sorry idk why the photos so big) anyways, obvi the skirts cute, kind of giving Annabelle vibes, but when you look at the shirt..... EUGHHHHHHHH

its something my 40 year old mother would wear. its also kind of see through, and the pink on the collar doesn't match the skirt!!!!!!!! now let me show you another girls costume, (its way worse) 

uhm.

yea so no need to explain that. so both me and her are ensemble and when we looked at the lead roles/speaking roles.... THEIR OUTFITS WERE FRICKIN HOMEMADE AND ACTUALLY LOOKED GOOD! almost like the sowing machine they had in the room wasn't for show lol. so basically they just went "you know what, lets just make the measurements and head to the dumpster for ensemble, they'll be fine" :/

anyways, so the other girl she wanted to try on my skirt with her blouse, and me being my people pleaser self, I of course let her try it on (I fucked up)

she was like "omg I look snatched, can I just have it??"

at this point, I was about to backhand her, but still, im a people pleaser so I'm like,

"um.. idk let's just see what the costume lady says"

I FUCKING SAID SHE COULD HAVE THE SKIRT. T_T

anyways, after this, the lady was like "Oh try this dress on" and it was some fuckass mid purple dress.

I tried it on, of course it barely fit me, I was swimming in it, so I said,

"Hey (whatever the girls name was), wanna try this on?"

SHE FELL INTO MY TRAP!

she was like, oh I like this

I was like, yeah....

"but im not sure it fits me. looks better on you"

FAH

At this point, everyone was already going back to the auditorium and waiting to be picked up and walking home. we were still in the bathroom people pleaser arguing.

I was sweaty. I was tired. I was about to choke this sweet backhanded girl to death and leave her dead body in the toilet and flush it.

so we both go outside and we ask for the costume lady's opinion.

"im not authorized to give opinions on costumes."

So I killed them both and ran off to Mexico.

Just kidding.

WHAT THE FUCK I AM GOING TO KILL THEM BOTH BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE ENSEMBLE IS JUST AS IMPORTANT AS THE FUCKING LEAD ROLE THIS IS SHIT I AM GOING TO THROW A BASEBALL AT YOUR CAT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

anyways. she said she's just gonna have to pick and we will await to see who gets the dumpster skirt. 

see you tomorrow