bullying (elem. edition)

a note; not all of these stories are bullying & this isn't my only experiences but definitely the funniest

♡ the balance beam

Gym class. We were all lined up taking turns walking the balance beam. It was just the girls group, the boys were doing a separate activity. I still don’t get why, but everyone cheered after each turn, clapping and shouting.
EXCEPT MINE.
It was my turn, I stood up, walked across. I walked it just fine, normally might I add.
Pin drop silent. After a delay, they even turned to whisper amongst each other?

Do you KNOW how hard it is to get a bunch of kids to unanimously be quiet !?
UNPLANNED??

♡ green middle fingers

Lunch time. We ate in 30 minute waves, my class was done so we were all against the wall waiting to be collected by our teacher to return to class. Unfortunately a group of 5th grade boys were sitting at the table directly in front of me.
One boy noticed I had something like play-dough stuck in my nails, pointing and laughing with his friends.
It didn’t bother me much, but it disgusted him, so I had an idea to get my get back..
I flared my fingers at him showing off my nasty nails. Yep, that was all I did.
He made a fuss. As if I committed some sort of crime, the whole table now a ruckus.

He had his hand up.
I was pulled from the line.

Come to find out, his mom was a teacher at our school and he had just told her I gave him double middle fingers (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
(and of course she believed him and I got chewed out)

♡ ipod handstand

Scholastic Book Fair. As someone growing up poor I never had money for the fair, they had some cute stuff but nothing i personally wanted.
I saw this pink ipod eraser. In my stupid kid brain, it looked 1:1 exactly like my sister's ipod nano, so I stole one for her.

Same day at recess.
Most of the kids ran to play kickball, some played boxball, I took the swings.
Some girls called me out, asking to play “gymnastics” with them..
It being the first time, I gladly accepted, pumped to show them my cool moves!
They wanted to see a handstand.
Oh my god, it was so obvious they did this on purpose but I did it anyway.
The eraser falls out of my pocket, (ಥ﹏ಥ) literally plopped onto the ground.

THE. GODDAMN. PINK. FUCK ASS. IPOD. NANO. ERASER.

All of their eyes lit up as if everything went according to plan.
One girl skips off to tell a teacher, another starts grilling me:
“what is that!”, “oooooooo”, “did you take that?”...everyone gathered to see...
mind you, I was still hand-stand walking whilst being yelled at LMAOO??

...Actually the most embarrassing principal’s office visit ever.