Burning the bible, using ouija bord and summoning Jeff The Killer

So, me and my friend went to the forest a few days ago. We had a bible with us and we decided to destroy it. We cut and sliced it with a knife and drew random shit on the pages. I want to clarify!!!! I do NOT hate Christianity or christians!!! So, we lit the bible on fire and watched it burn. The smell was HORRIBLE. I made a quick ouija board out of paper and tried to talk to spirits, but it was a complete fail. Idk maybe we did something wrong. Last but not least...We tried summoning Jeff The Killer. Surprise, surprise, he did NOT show up. I know its a creepypasta and obviously fake, but I was honestly kinda disappointed.

Well anyways this was a quick little blog about my day at the forest! If yall have any questions or u want a more in depth story lemme know!