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coke feins & sleeping with sirens 071126

sleeping with sirens was a bit of a nothing night. like yall we had the best view ever of the bar like EVERYBODY and their mothers pulled up no joke the line was so long bro that shit went down the block and its like the usual suspects of course but the college dudes infront of us were so dummy annoying like the blonde one asks the only one of us that looks like a fucking drug dealer ‘yo bro you wouldnt happen to know anything about then fucking wipes his nose LMAO WUTTT is this the playground after school thats how you ask for a bump? im so dead like come on now like obviously we dont got any (its up my ass) so like they fuck off or whatever pretty sure the guy they let keep cutting infront of them was totally selling them shit and like hey his girlfriend was fucking hot no lie pls come back. The college dudes were pretty much talking shit cuz the girl we was with was for real ready to throw hands she was yelling at them and everything and dude im gone i dont even realize the beef is brewing, so oblivious lol even after we get out of the longest hottest line EVER they were still lurking until they werent. i was sweating straight nutsack the wholeee time like hat hair went fucking crazy that crowd was musty as fuck the stench and humidity was just disgusting standing in straight stink lmaoo the music was good but damn when they brought it back to 2012 40 people had to have dropped dead like that stank was catching up to us smelled like straight hotdog water, b.o and the trashiest mens cologne ever sleeping with sirens was not worth all dat actually thats a lie it was pretty fun like you get what you paid for and uh it was free so a great view of the bar works fantastic for me im acting like i aint bouta do the same thing when the next band pulls up or someone awesome i dont give a shit im a repeat offender a slut for free shows yours truley never miss except waka flocka which i am in agony about still not over it but thats a weird ass story for whenever. important life lesson dont be asking random ass people for a bump THATS JUST STUPID LMAO drug addict starter pack right there straight feining for some blow go eat a fucking tootsie pop like cant be serious.

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