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this is a list of things to do when people piss u off don't ask why I have this: *You can go to the church of scientology web site and give then their number, email, address, etc...Ā *Take things they have 2 of and take oneĀ *Put holes in their socks *Put concrete cement in their gas tank *Put things like marbles or a ping pong ball in their gas tank *Put instant mashed potatoes in their yard then water them *Put Nair in their shower products *Put hair die or hair bleach in their shampoo *If they have a warrant call the cops and tell them the addresses they frequent *Put a shit ton of salt in random condiments in their fridgeĀ *Hot sauce in the ketchup *Put just about 2 or 3 cap fulls of laundry bleach in their laundry detergent * Hold down their power button on their phone if it's a Samsung one of the options on the screen when you hold it down long enough will be to reset it *If they have been cheating call them from a random payphone or someone, they don't know phone and tell them that you are calling from (insert name of doctor's office near you) and tell them that they had a patient come in and list them as a recent sexual partner and you're calling to let them know they need to be checked for (insert whatever std/sti you want) tell them legally you can't tell them who has it and listed you as a sexual partner this is all off the top of my headĀ |