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if someone ever pisses you off...

sign them up to be a car donor at karz 4 kidz. i cant imagine how annoying it would be

that or make posts saying "call me for a good time... 123theirphonenumber... im waitingđź’‹"

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this is a list of things to do when people piss u off don't ask why I have this:

*You can go to the church of scientology web site and give then their number, email, address, etc... 

*Take things they have 2 of and take one 

*Put holes in their socks

*Put concrete cement in their gas tank

*Put things like marbles or a ping pong ball in their gas tank

*Put instant mashed potatoes in their yard then water them

*Put Nair in their shower products

*Put hair die or hair bleach in their shampoo

*If they have a warrant call the cops and tell them the addresses they frequent

*Put a shit ton of salt in random condiments in their fridge 

*Hot sauce in the ketchup

*Put just about 2 or 3 cap fulls of laundry bleach in their laundry detergent

* Hold down their power button on their phone if it's a Samsung one of the options on the screen when you hold it down long enough will be to reset it

*If they have been cheating call them from a random payphone or someone, they don't know phone and tell them that you are calling from (insert name of doctor's office near you) and tell them that they had a patient come in and list them as a recent sexual partner and you're calling to let them know they need to be checked for (insert whatever std/sti you want) tell them legally you can't tell them who has it and listed you as a sexual partner

this is all off the top of my headÂ