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My friend Bill. was doing roof repairs and then fell off a three-story roof. He had a hanger on him, so he was hanging. I found out that he had crushed his pelvis, so he was in a lot of pain. Thankfully, he made it down, and Squidward started calling us trump supporters, so we just threw him in the spike roller. dumbass.

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