Dress Code Woes

So I have an interview at this market tomorrow & I was reading their dress code since I always noticed the people there dress a certain way.

Turns out I can only have dark blue jeans & while I do have a blue pair of jeans (that I actually forgot about), they aren’t dark. I’m pretty sure they won’t be strict on that. 

The issue with them though is that they look horrible on me. The bottom part is pretty skinny but that’s not horrible though. The issues I have is that I apparently just lost both of my belts 🫩 (nvm I found one of them) & they may or may not make my body look odd. I already know that I’m built more feminine as a guy, but I try not to point that out with what I wear. No matter what though, there’s no escaping the fact that my butt is so prominent.

I literally have a curse on me. Being a callipygian male.