emo bucket list for the fall

hey everyone, steph here! 

october wober a.k.a. my favorite mober (month) is UPON US like a knight upon a silver steed and as a result i have been inspired by my poser f.o.m.o. to make the ULTIMATE. EMO. BUCKETLIST.

A.K.A.............the UEBL (pronounced ooble for the uneducated)

i've tried to compile THIRTEEN certifiably EMO things you, yes you, can do this autumn. i'd like to do all by the end of october but i am a BIGGGG dreamer compared to my actual likelihood of completing these things so...without further ado.....ooble

1. Watch a horror movie you haven't seen before.

2. Watch a horror movie you have seen before.

3. Taste blood.

4. Get jumpscared.

5. Jumpscare someone.

6. Do whatever it is that people do with a Ouija board.

7. Visit somewhere haunted. Anywhere.

8. Eat your first piece of Halloween candy.

9. Listen to emo music underneath a fall-colored tree.

10. Get a bug to crawl on you.

11. Hang out in a cemetery.

12. Go to Spirit Halloween.

13. Go to a county fair and do something Halloween-related.