mahito hcs

hi guys. yasha here. this will be updated when i want to update it. i also wanna share to the public about how normal i am about this curse.

- skips steps on the stairs/dashes down the stairs.

- doesnt look twice while crossing the road.

- doesnt understand kissing or basic human etiquette/customs in general but if he does kiss, he definitely kisses with his eyes open.

- ambidextrous. well obviously.

- wears glasses sometimes just to look smart.

- picks up books that are centred around obscure ideas just to look smart and sometimes he jus skims through them and thinks he's got it all in his head.

- doesnt know how to tie shoelaces "properly". he thinks its a hassle so thats why his shoes are slip-ons. he doesnt even care about shoes in the first place.

- no socks.

- doesnt wear his pants all the way up. the belt line is always under his hips.

- i know some people would make him ugly af cuz hes the embodiment of everything bad and ugly and rotten about humans so he wouldnt give a shit about making himself "conventionally attractive" yknow. and while that is good i dont mind it (i like when hes ugly!), i think his whole "true human" thing needs to stick out more. so i hc that mahito makes some of his features unnaturally perfect, like his teeth. most humans have naturally uneven teeth and slightly yellow but he makes them look so even and white that it's eerie to look at because it doesnt feel or look right. it feels artificial and is a satiristic attack on humanity's impossible standards to bend nature itself just to achieve "absolute beauty". i think he purposefully does that just to creep people out. "is this not what humans like?" type shit. bonus if he makes himself have too many teeth (: i could say a lot about his design and appearance but that's gonna go on forever...

- kinda contradicts the aforementioned hc but... chapped ass fucking lips im sorry i cant imagine him having actual good pink healthy lips. still kissable though.

- if he was human and in school he;d definitely major in philosophy and do a bit of sculpting. someone else beat me to this actually im js amplifying this idea like True! truth nuke!!!! i also wanna say social and behavioral science too maybe........

- learns your fears jus to morph into them and jumpscare you.

- do you know those videos that are like... "things you dont wanna hear during a hike and some dude walks by and goes "did you hear that screaming?"", "chasing people down the street at night to make sure they return home safely"... i think they give off his energy and he'd do that to people for fun during his free time.

- idk how to explain this one but i feel like he doesnt like public transportation. it gets so stuffy in there and everyone puts up a front and goes silent cuz they dont wanna draw attention to themselves. this is so much clearer in japan i think,,, maybe he wouldnt like how restraining it is jus to do nothing in a moving box but wait to get to where you want. youre also essentially reliant on something else for your safety, theres no exit when the vehicle is moving and there could be an accident and you couldnt do anything but die. or something. idk im reaching but still this is a headcanon.

- also like the above idk how to explain it, he wouldnt like businessmen or the people in suits. Corporate workers. they think theyre so important but theyre simply cogs in a machine. replaceable and molded to fit a certain standard.