beach house in the vicinity is scary thing to think about

i wanna go to maryland whenever i can so i can continue college in a safe state for trans people (OR minnesota) but theres one thing that is SO STUPID thats kinda like. making me nervous about it lmao. i mean there are very real concerns such as i've never even been in the northeast, this cute little town i was looking at has viruses in the water, and baltimore is baltimore but thats where the good colleges are lmao... but the DUMBEST one is that beach house is there and my brain cannot comprehend being in the same state as beach house. ESPECIALLY NOT BALTIMORE. idk why they glaze it so much but its probably easy to glaze when your rich and never see the "bad" areas, but dude. imagine all my other options sound mid af, so i go to baltimore, and beach house is in the vicinity, and then i go to the grocery store, and alex or vic is in the frozen meat area like "hmm. i think i will make oxtail soup" and then i pass the fuck out from pure shock on the DIRTY MEAT AISLE FLOOR!!! IN FRONT OF BEACH HOUSE. this is genuinely the least of my concerns but its so funny to think about that its not funny anymore. which is scarier, crimes or a funky dreampop duo? the dreampoppers obviously!!! but idk i think baltimore is big enough that i wont be seeing them in the meat aisle. i don't think beach house goes to walmart anyways...