one time when i was in middle school i was depressed for some reason (? tf) and ate like an apple every day. like if i ate something it’d be an apple probably. hhhhhyou know like they say. apple a day keeps the doctor away. they were fucking wrong because i fucked myself up on apple diet and had to go doctor so fuck 🖕 all you little liars indoctrinating this fake life hack
xoxo the president
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kryingkandy
canon i #witnessedthis 😳 this is why your calorie surplus doesn’t do jackshit