every decision i make is the wrong decision!!!

i will have two choices and i will pick one, fuck up, then pick the other when i get another chance, try to think critically, then get fucked up again!!! everything is wroong!!!! how do i not go insane!! if i say the universe doesnt like me and is After me theyll Lock Me Away for 300 years and MURDER me. but i sweeaar something is up, something fishy is afoot. how can EVERY decision i make be wrong, like bitch ALL OF THEM??

even the ones that are supposed to do nothing but help me turn into, oh god why did i do that. everything i touch is bullshit!!!!!!! fuuck!!!!!!!