family cant psyop me

Mama and step-dada talking about how i should pick out a movie to watch with my step-dad while the rest of the family is out....suspicious. This is too coordinated. I can tell there's gonna be a talk about masturbation or something like that. Or even WORSE; father son bonding. Luckily I did a triple back flip code depression conversational maneuver that allowed me to successfully weasel out of that situation. Crisis averted everyone. I AM UNSTOPPABLE.

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