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fetish humour is why I want humanity gone by 2030 (besides other reasons)

reddit is the closest thing we'll get to an ACTUAL depiction of hell, being better than the one in dante's inferno, cuz reddit is real and that book is a self insert story where everyone dante aligheri hated dies brutally

it got:

- cucks who are shocked by things normal humans do

- cucks who cannot stand being anywhere but in their gooncave puverizing their pickle to 17 open pages containting under 18 japanese futa 8' foot tall giant futanari femboy goth girlfriends getting demolished by those fuckass tentacles from doom eternal or by dicks the size of a chinese polearm

- cucks who HATE everyone and assume that they're evil cuz "nO oNe iS tRuLy gOoD iN tHiS wOrLd"

- cucks who have the WORST opinions ever

- cucks who POST PORN

- cucks who flex that they masturbate 355 times a day

CUCKS IN GENERAL

However a specific typr of humour rose from reddit, which also became a part of the modern tiktok meme mythos

that being


F  E  T  I  S  H     H  U  M  O  U  R


basically jokes whose punchline... is sexually related

whether we talk:

a) the author's kink

b) the author's favorite type of woman despite having 0 play under their belt

c) blatant sexualization of a category of people, reducing them to nothing more than stereotypical sex dolls instead of humans who express their personality, views or nature throught a style (goth) or embracing a lifestyle who opposes the "formal" and normal one (femboys)

or

d) the absolutely overexaggerated all might of the sexual organ, who puts it as a tool for pleasing than a key item into opening an intimate and close relationship


this type of "meme", rising from the hellish depths of the "seeing more pussy online than sun in a week" community made its way into the production of memes, becoming basically a part of it

this type of humour relies heavely on the highlighting of one's fethishes or preferences regarding people in the dating spectrum

also being called a type of "humour" is insanely incorrect since there is nothing fun about a dude whose brain was consumed by porn that all he sees in humans... is sex

three categories of people managed to suffer deeply as a cause of this branch of the mematic mythos becoming mainstream, and ofc I'm talking about:

EXIBIT 1: GOTHS!

Goth is a subculture derived from gothic music, also extending to arhitecture, literature and fashion.It is a style preffered by those who are not fans in the ideal fashion standards of society and feel like they want to express themselves in a wild and unique way.But when goontards decided that goth isn't about being expressive in an unconvinient way, all hell let loose.According to the all mighty tiktok, a goth girl is a basic blonde but with extra steps: black hair/lipstick/makeup, pale, dressed in HIGHLY revealing clothes, monster addict, love Berserk/Dark Souls/Elden Ring (this is why I hate those fans) and are very (and I mean very) attractive, with some ethereal bodily proportions, ripped straight out of a porn movie.And thus, the "I want a goth mommy gf" phrase came to life, summarizing how the ideal relationship is nothing more but purely sexual and traditionalistic, where the woman has to comfort the man and be his giant toy.


Exibit 2: FEMBOYS!

Femboys represent a community of men who lean more towards feminine traits and sensibility rather than masculine.Said folks tend to have more fragile, woman like appearances and be generally bullied for not fitting in the common view of what a man is and how he looks like.Thus they embrace the idea that they were destined to be women, yet ended up as men.They became a fetish stereotype due to their appearance, making them ideal for boys who had a difficult time getting girls and they rely on other boys who play as them to validate their craving for lust.Basically, the internet sexualized the idea of embracing your inner sensibility and gentleness into the homophobe's favorite type of "women".


Exibit 3: STEP FAMILY MEMBERS!

This case was more the fault of the porn industry rather than the fetish gooberts of the internet, yet this is their holy grail.Imagine this, they think that adding a new member to the family in compensation for another (e.g: a new mother/father following a divorce) or for the simple reason of expanding the family while offering an unlucky folk the chance to live a normal life (e.g stepbrothers/sisters) is like adding a new sex toy to the inventory.The "step-" thing was nothing more than a blatant way for porn movies to normalize the sexualization of the family.Basically just "it's just the hormones kid!ofc it's normal to want to fuck your sister!"... at the end of the day no matter how much they wanna make it seem normal, it's still weird to want to have sexual intercourse with someone who became a part of your family (literally, not figuratively).


some honorable mentions can include trans-sexuals and tomboys, however their sexualisation isn't that aggravated... which is a good thing!


now you probably get why this type of "humour" is hated

it's not edgy it's not cool

it's literally people who are not capable of perceiving other humans as living beings with feelings, memories, personalities and character

but just as their way for a temporary please

tiktok and reddit have milked this meme to the extreme, as they represent a relatable part of each of our lifes: meeting a future partner and becoming intimate with them, growing a relationship and living until oldness long after

during this period, the average human who spends time on the internet will be exposed to various types of fellas that will help contour the "ideal partner" in their image

and this is where this comes into play

by presenting itself as a "humorous way" into exploring your likes and yikes in a relationships and making fun of sexual contact, immortalizing it as a funny and weird thing, it sells well to the average person who still has yet to fall in love

and this is where it becomes terrible

This humour is, in my opinion the most dehumanizing type of comedy that was ever created

as it heavely relies on the physical appearance of an indiviual while completely invalidating their inner aspect of it

there is nothing quirky about liking a type of person who presents itself sexually different if you are not capable of liking the actual person that you are placing a category and endless comparisons

as a small conclusion:

1.Reddit humour will NEVER be funny

2.Sexualizing people as a way to have a laugh is monstrous and idiotic

3.Whoever likes this type of humour is someone who doesn't deserve to be in a relationship


so remember kids, if you ever catch yourself staring at a meme like that, ask what the person who makes part of the category that the memes is addresing feels about it

and if it... really is just a nulifier to validate the physical aspect than the inner one

and IT'S NOT THAT RELATABLE

you're not gonna relate to drake because you both bark at goth girls

he's a grown ass man with an entire family who is speculated to be into kids

so it's a NO!



quick note from the all mighty author (me): ever since I talked to a dear friend of mine that I made here, I've been thinking about just RIPPING my heart and let the most hollow words bless blogs that nobody will read, as a while ago I felt pretty empty and unmotivated on the inside.I yearned to make a new blog cuz it gives me a reason to use this site, yet I'm not ready to go full on depression, cuz I feel too shy to do so.Maybe imma do it... idk, but if I will... maybe will do, so be ready.

Final note: I might delete this and repost it cuz it's 5:36 rn when I finished it and I might have better luck during the day who knows :P

but that's all

Have a good morning, evening or night

and imma see you whenever I make smt new

BYEEEES

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I agree with this post as yes it is very weird to make sexual kinks into humor and as someone who's suffered at seeing porn at such a young age I just kept it to myself because its very embarrassing to just joke about your sexual fantasies and kinks. this also made me realize how much people actually think this stuff is funny. This is also a thank you for this post as some people just don't know when these types of "jokes" stop becoming funny when they're around actual people who think this stuff is just weird.



I've seen enough of those to consider myself as traumatized as a soldier who experienced D Day

but as you said... IT'S WEIRD

nobody needs to know your sexual point of view

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