Fuck English Composition (And the idea of being responsible)

I would do drastic actions to my body (I don't specify because if the guy from SAW is real and somehow uses the "OMG SO RETRO" site and sees my post, I would violently and promptly have a sex change operation from a man to a woman with a lawnmower in a dirty shack in the middle of bumfuck Alabama) if it meant that I wouldn't have to do english composition, like I love the teacher but im a lazy bitch and all I want to do is lay in bed, think about what it's like to know what goddamn gender I am, doomscroll and get paid for it, and eat hot chip and LIE.

but hey next semester i will learn programming so hey I got that going for me, ain't that nice