funny moments from my childhood

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1. when I was a baby, I had ripped the ponytail from the back of my head at full force and ended up with a bald spot, at the time I was at home with my grandma and auntie

2. also when I was a baby, I had came across a roach and I decided to pick it up, looking at cluelessly

3. ALSO when I was a baby... I had hid under my bassinet and fell asleep haha

4. I absolutely love grits, but I couldn't pronounce the word for some reason, I always pronounced it as "grips" 

5. when I was nine years old, before I had left to go to school, my stomach was hurting really bad that day.... and next thing you know, I had ripped a fart so loud.... istg the whole state of Florida heard it. 

6. I was walking outside on my stairs on a cold winter day when I was eleven years old, the thing is though the stairs had ice on them, and I had boots on. I tried my best to be careful but as I took the first step, I slipped and ripped my pants in the process. 

7. one day, I woke up and I was extremely tired despite me getting enough sleep that day. I had woke up to go use the bathroom that was across from my bedroom, and in the process I stumbled over and fell back into the bathtub backwards. 

8. I put fruit punch and baking powder into a clear plastic cup and put it in the fridge, in hopes that it would turn into slime (I don't know what I was thinking) 

9. when I was six years old, I ate pieces of cheese out of the fridge, then I had cereal with milk. afterwards, I got constipated. 

that's all I have, byeyeyeyeyeye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!